Working on Galaxy Omega would be so exciting—being able to communicate with animals. I've always wanted to tell a giraffe how stupid it looks.
CChet
I've always wanted to ask a baboon why they're called baboons; it's such a ridiculous name. Baboon!
There may be other applications, beyond insulting animals. Like, learning about the environment.
Ugh, don't we have enough humans complaining about that? Now I've got to listen to some hippie bear whining that I'm eating all his salmon!
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