[voiceover] How do you convince an eight-year old girl to go to a party she doesn't want to go to? I have no idea. So, I thought I'd ask someone who used to be an eight-year old girl.
Get her a beautiful, sparkly, pink party dress and a princess tiara. If she doesn't want it, I've got an event coming up I'd wear it to.
Actually, getting Rose a dress is a great idea. Thanks, Linda! You really are a girl!
Yes, I am. And it's not just the genitals. It's a whole lifestyle.
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