No. We're not done here. This woman opened her heart, and that happens so rarely you could hear the hinges squeek. I will not let you slam that rusty heart door shut.
Go Linda, release your anger!
You will not crush this woman's spirit and love, you spineless, condescending bureaucrat.
Good Linda, only your hatred can destroy him!
You sir, are a bad egg!
Yes, now strike!
[after headbutting man]: Wow. Where did that come from?
I am a good mentor!
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