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Better Off Ted · Season 1, Episode 15

Linda and Veronica in “Unfinished Business”

Can't we develop one product that doesn't end up being used to kill people? Even our fat-free cinnamon roll led to that new sticky bomb.

You're so moral and perfect all the time. Do singing birds and mice dress you and brush your hair in the morning?

No. Although my dad does call me "Princess." And there is a grumpy dwarf in my building.

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