So, Veronica, the company wants genetically compatible employees to pair up? Is this the first step in trying to breed someone tall enough to change that light bulb in the lobby?
Why do you think there's always some dark motive behind everything the company does? Did the corporation once touch you in a place that made you uncomfortable?
When they rolled back my pension, I definitely felt it between the cheeks.
Okay, fine, this whole thing is about money. Happy now, Mr. Cynical?
Well, technically, Mr. Cynical can't be happy. It's his power and his curse.
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