[To her fish] "Mama". Say, "Mama."
You know, that fish probably has better things to do. Like protect his treasure from that diver. [Referring to the toys in the fishbowl.]
Okay, first of all, that fish has a name. It's MacGyver. That's right. MacGyver and The Diver. Second of all, they're gay-married. And don't you dare judge-
You do realize that your report on the hyper-sonic sound project is due tomorrow?
Whoa, look who's all: "get to work". MacGyver, why do you think Ted's like that? Who do you think he didn't get enough love from? That's right! His Mama!
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