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Better Off Ted · Season 1, Episode 15

Ted and Linda in “Unfinished Business”

Ted

I'm a little preoccupied. I almost killed a man in the basement.

Linda

Huh. Last week a story like that would've surprised me. So who'd you almost kill? Was it Joe? I hate that guy. He took half my cubicle.

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