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Better Off Ted · Season 1, Episode 15

Linda and Ted in “Unfinished Business”

Linda

I can't believe company is treating you like this. Doesn't it make you wanna scream or put your fist through a wall... or rub your junk on the C.E.O.'s chair?

Ted

Yes... Yes... and I only use my junk for good, not for evil. With great junk, comes great responsibility.

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