We may have created a monster in the lab.
It's not a monster. It's a cyborg that can kill without remorse.
I was talking about Phil. What are you talking about?
[pause] I was also talking about Phil. [Ted gives her a look] It's classified. But it's gonna be a fantastic new tool, if we can get it to tell the difference between soldiers and children.
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