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Better Off Ted · Season 1, Episode 15

Jerome, Ted and others in “Unfinished Business”

JJerome

It tastes familiar…

Ted

Beef?

JJerome

No…

Linda

Chicken? We’ll take chicken.

JJerome

[Shakes head.]

Ted

What does it taste like?

JJerome

Despair.

Ted

Is it possible it just needs salt?

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