Linda and Ted in “Unfinished Business”

Linda

[speaking on the phone] No, the zebra and the toaster are friends. So-

Ted

Ahem.

Linda

I have to go. No, that doesn't make the toaster mean. He's not a sociopath, he just doesn't want to make toast anymore. [hangs up the phone and turns to Ted] Hi...that a new... shirt?

Ted

Oh, that's cool. Let's pretend that phone call wasn't odd.