Ted, there’s been a spill—oh, hi Veronica. It’s nothing.
Hi Phil. Actually, you’re the reason I’m here.
Oh, really?
Yes, you can go now.
But, I—
I’m here to talk about you, not to you.
I’m sorry.
[Phil leaves room]
We want to freeze Phil.
Excuse me?
Phil. The company wants to cryonically freeze him. Just for a year to see if it’s possible. We think it is.
You think it’s possible?
Yes, Mr. Negative. We do. We’ve developed a chemical which allows us to rapidly freeze live animal tissue without it exploding and, fingers crossed, we’re ready for human testing.
Your presentation sucks.
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