We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Then so do I. ...Because?
There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them... as well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Well, finally, the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Pie.
...Halloween and pie.
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