[Jeff runs around a maze in the outline of a mall. Saul, on a loudspeaker, shouts directions to him.]
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! One, Armani suits and run! Two, Air Jordan shoes for you! Three, linen shirts for free! Four, cashmere sweaters out the door! Five, Patagonias to survive! Six, swanky sweatsuits in the mix! HALT!
[Jeff stops, panting heavily]
What?!
That's too many, you gotta be precise! Just three of each.
Why? And why do I gotta run around like an asshole?
I already told you! Three minutes, got it? That's our window!
Yeah, but why three minutes?
Because at three minutes, that's when security sees you on the cameras and the cops haul your ass to jail, alright? So let's go.
Wait, there's cameras?
Sure there's cameras! They erase the tapes every seventy-two hours, so that's why you only take three of each, and only the pricey stuff. When the store opens the next morning, they won't even know they were robbed. By the time they do inventory, abra-cadabra, no more Jeffy on the tape! Right, so, three items, three minutes... It's easy. Let's go.
[Jeff walks back to the start of the maze]
How many of each?
Three.
Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered!
I don't know...
What don't you know?
Just, this whole thing, it seems crazy!
Is this too hot for you?! Ju–You know what, just say so! You know what? Screw it. "Crazy?" I'll tell you what's crazy! Fifty-year-old high school chemistry teacher comes into my office. The guy is so broke, he can't pay his own mortgage. One year later, he's got a pile of cash as big as a Volkswagen. That's crazy.
I'll do it.
This sounds good to you?
I think it'll work.
Well, look at you! Hey, you're young. You're probably, uh... Fast in the feet, huh?
Okay, I–I didn't say I wouldn't do it! I just... Had some questions about, like... logistics.
Are you in or out?
In.
[sighs] Okay, back to one. [speaks into the loudspeaker as Jeff sets himself up] Check, test, one-two, one-two. Okay! And ready, set, action!
[Jeff begins running again]
Move, move, move! Pick up the pace! Go, go, go! One, Armani suits and run! Two, Air Jordan shoes for you! Three, linen shirts for free! Four, cashmere sweaters out the door! Five, Patagonias to survive! Six, swanky sweatsuits in the mix! Let's go, let's go, let's go!
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