Ben, this isn't funny!
[laughs] To who?
Ben 10 · Season 1
Ben, this isn't funny!
[laughs] To who?
You want a piece of me?! I eat wimps like you for breakfast!
[to Fourarms and Kevin] I am Slix Vigma and this is the Megacruiser. Everything on this ship belongs to me, including you.
Hey! I don't belong to anybody, Slick, you sorry- [gets zapped by the robot pinning him down]
I speak, you listen. These eyes see everything on this ship, and these hands control everything on this ship, and I've decided that your... RELATIONSHIP... will make you an entertaining team in the arena.
Team?
[as the two are shackled] Ow! I'm not goin' around tied to this loser!
You took the words right outta my mouth, freakazoid!
Your fates are now linked. If one of you should happen to expire, the shackles will ensure the other does as well. Now, your next opponent awaits. [transports Fourarms and Kevin to the arena with Technorg]
[while crowd boos him] Boos? No one boos Technorg! Technorg is champion!
[to Kevin] Let's get some distance between us and him while he's distracted. [starts to run, but Kevin trips him]
You're not the boss of me, pukebag!
Hey! If we're gonna stay alive, we have to work together!
Why would I want to work with you? You're useless! I'll take care of this guy myself.
Ben, that's a work of art, you know, not your personal butt rest. You're going to get us kicked out of the museum.
I don't have that kind of luck.
One afternoon of culture won't kill you.
Unless it bores me to death. [eats a piece of chocolate]
Hey, can I have a piece of that?
Sorry. Chocolate's for super heroes only.
More like super jerks only.
Element X. It's no good by itself, you know. Where are we gonna find the bicenthium we need to make it go boom? Ohh, I should have known. The cesspool of the galaxy - Earth.
[Gwen, Gilbert, Andy, and Mandy all run into the storage shed]
We wouldn't even be here now if you didn't make us hide in the kitchen!
Me? It was your idea in the first place!
Well, you didn't have to listen to me!
Stop it!
She/he started it!
It doesn't matter who started it or whose fault it is. What matters is your family and you need to stick together. Got it?
Okay.
Good, because we're gonna need to fight our way out of here.
So let me guess, you're the brainiac.
I prefer Mycelium.
Ben, who are you talking to?
Mr. Mushroom Head. It's like we're connected or something. Oh, man! Why can't you be a vegetarian?
Struggle as you may, you cannot stop me. Soon, I will consume every living creature on this planet.
Well, you're not starting with us!
The Mask of Ah Puch is the guide to the sword of Ekchuah. A Plumber's searched for it for decades without any luck.
Ekchuah? What kind of alien is that?
Not alien. Mayan. Echtua was the Mayan god of war. His sword was rumored to have leveled cities with just one swipe.
Ha! Sounds like just the kind o' thing the world's most powerful ten-year-old boy should have.
This is no toy, Benjamin. Whoever controls the sword controls the destiny of Mankind, and I will not let it fall into the wrong hands.
I thought you'd retired from the plumbing business, Mr. Tennyson. Or may I call you Max?
It's Enoch and those Forever Knight guys who tried to slice and dice me.
How nice of you to remember. And, of course, how can I forget the family who left the Forever Knight without a castle.
Whatever happened you brought upon yourselves.
Aren't we the feisty sewer rat? I'd love to chat about old times, but I'm late for holding the world at my mercy. So, I'll be taking that mask now.
Over my dead body.
Excellent suggestion.
[researching her new gemstone] It looks like it's one of the Charms of Bezel.
But you destroyed all those in that cemetery fighting that Hex creep.
I thought I did, but this is the legendary lost Keystone. It's rumored to increase ten times the powers and the skills of the one who possess it.
Well, the legend seems to be fact, not fiction.
You are so lucky!
It's not luck, it's magic.
For my first trick, I vill need a volunteer.
[appearing onstage with startling suddenness] Ben Tennyson, at your service!
[seated in the audience, quietly asks] What's he up to?
[putting Ben in a box] Ein boy goes in, but vhat comes out vill amaze.
[grinning as the lid is lowered] They won't be the only ones.
[box is closed and padlocked]
[waving his hands over the box] Abra, Kadabra...
[a green glow is seen coming from inside the box and, much to the amazing Alan's surprise, Wildmutt bursts out]
[powering up the Omnitrix] Time for Ripjaws to take a dive.
[green flash]
What was that?
[trying to sound innocent] What was what?
[Grey Matter emerges from behind the barrels]
Oh, man. For once I was better off as me.
We're flooding. They broke the glass.
I knew you shouldn't have taken it. I knew it.
Edwin, quiet! I'm sure it has nothing to do with this.
Taken what, Donovan?
Edwin doesn't know what he's talking about.
How would YOU know? All you ever hear from me is what you wanna hear.
You think you're so smart. Is that why you want to go to this stupid school? It's full of nothing but snobs and posers.
Bancroft Academy is one of the top schools in the country.
Yeah, for snobs and posers.
Ben, I'm warning you. You'd better not do ANYTHING to embarrass me on the tour of the campus.
Don't get your shorts in a twist. [sounding slightly foreboding] I'll be on my best behavior.
[sounding like she's going to be sick] Oh, why doesn't that make me feel better?
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