Ben Tennyson and Gwen Tennyson in “Unfinished Business”

You think you're so smart. Is that why you want to go to this stupid school? It's full of nothing but snobs and posers.

Bancroft Academy is one of the top schools in the country.

Yeah, for snobs and posers.

Ben, I'm warning you. You'd better not do ANYTHING to embarrass me on the tour of the campus.

Don't get your shorts in a twist. [sounding slightly foreboding] I'll be on my best behavior.

[sounding like she's going to be sick] Oh, why doesn't that make me feel better?