Ben 10 · Season 1
[Gwen pulls out some medicines]
Cold tablets, decongestant, cough suppressant, hospital mask...
[wipes his nose] I don't need all that junk.
They're not for you, dweeb! They're for me. Once a bug like that gets out, there's no stopping it.
Why don't you just lock me away in some closet somewhere until I'm better?
[gasps] Can we, Grandpa? Pretty please!
All Ben needs is a dose of my famous San Ju Yen Pien cold remedy. Let's go. Chinatown's just down the block.
[coughs] Can I get a milkshake or something? Ugh, my throat is killing me.
[Ben tries to activate the Omnitrix, but can't]
I thought you turned Mr. Bug into a snow cone.
He must have thawed out. [still can't activate Omnitrix] Oh, man, we're on our own. Any ideas how to get rid of them?
Ugh, not unless you got a six-foot candy bar to tempt them with.
Nope, but I have the next best thing. [Clancy grabs Grandpa Max] Come and get it! [is holding Grandpa Max's cold medicine; all the insects flock to it]
What's happening? Stop!
[tosses jar out the window] Fetch!
[all the insects follow the jar; Clancy laughs nervously; Grandpa Max punches him out of the RV]
Good. That guy was really starting to bug me.
I'm calling the police. I'll be right back.
[sneezes] Oh, no.
Hey, what do you know? Everything really did work out after all.
[after her laptop shuts down] Hey, what gives?!
[in a monotone voice] Sorry, you are a loser. [regular voice] And always will be.
Aah! Ben, get out of my computer!
What? I'm just entertaining myself.
This is my private property, and you're getting your cooties all over it!
Huh? What's this? A diary! Dear Diary, my cousin Ben is such a-
Doofus! Knock it off!
Ben, now it's not the time to go alien. Do you understand?
I was just fooling around. [reverts back to Ben]
We can't afford to attract attention right now.
What kind of attention could I attract in here? [Omnitrix times out]
Never mind, Ben.
[Ben and Gwen exchange curious looks]
[Vilgax prepares to remove Ben's arm, but stops when he hears honking; the RV comes crashing through the wall and hits Vilgax; Grandpa Max climbs out carrying his weapon]
Warning. Hull breach. Power surge.
Claws off my grandson, Vilgax!
Grandpa?
Tennyson. [Grandpa Max hits Vilgax with an energy blast]
Grandpa? [about Vilgax] You know this guy?
It's a long story.
[the cylinder extracting power from the Omnitrix begins to spark; Ben starts transforming into aliens at random]
Hey
What's going-
[roars]
The power surge must have affected the watch.
[Wildmutt transforms into Forearms and breaks free of his restraints]
Look out!
[robot drones start attacking them]
And then, kablamo, no more Vilgax. Or so I thought, until today.
Whoa, you were a hero?
I was just a guy doing a job.
Excuse me, but exactly what was that job?
We called ourselves the Plumbers. Officially, we didn't exist. We dealt with the problems no-one else could. Extraterrestrial, extrasensory, extraordinary.
So all this time I've been going hero, I've really been following in your footsteps. I'm a Plumber in training!
Kids, order anything off the room service.
Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
Something's going on that Grandpa's not telling us about. Come on!
And pass up free room service? No way! I'm stayin' here!
[cleverly] Nah, you're right. It's probably just some secret Plumber's mission. Better if we just stay out of it.
[Ben looks up; scene changes; Ben is dragging Gwen out the front door]
Relax. We come in peace.
That's what they always say right before they blow you to bits.
Hmm. An earthling with attitude. I've heard they exist here in large numbers, or should I say...did?
[spotting Ben as Cannonbolt] And an Aburian Pelarota to boot.
[whispering to Cannonbolt] At least we know what you are, now.
We're running out of time.
And aliens. I went everybody.
Not exactly everybody.
No way! I am not turning into that ball-thing again. Plus, I don't even know if I could.
Don't try and Earth turns into a giant cesspool!
I hate it when you're right!
Are you demented? Going alien just to get a stupid video game?!
What are you talking about?
You going Four Arm freaky in front of that store. That's what I'm talking about!
Now I'm sure he has a good explanation. Don't you, Ben?
Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about.
[sarcastically] Oh, sure! Just like you never put an empty milk bottle back in the refrigerator, or you never leave the shower all gunked up, or you never, EVER leave the toilet seat up in the middle of the night! You never do anything wrong, do you?
[smugly] No, I don't. Sounds about right.
[Talking to Heatblast] Yo, hothead! Back off the fireworks before somebody gets really hurt! Now if you take responsibility on the wacko stuff you have be doing, I'm sure we could help you!
[appearing behind her] Gwen!
Not now, dweeb! Can't you see I got to deal with- [realizes Heatblast is not Ben] BEN?! S-So who are you?
Me? I'm a hottie. Can't you tell? [tosses a fireball at her]
[Ben transforms into Diamondhead and defends Gwen]
Now do you believe me? You and Grandpa get everyone else out of here!
[to Four Arms] You'll never beat me. Because you're one of the good guys. And good guys never have the guts to finish guys like me!
But I do. [to his men] FIRE!
[Steel's men open fire on Kevin 11, sending him tumbling off the bridge and into the water]
Everybody's life is a story. There are the good parts, the bad, the funny, and sometimes the very, very scary. And when we tell a story, we never tell it the same way twice. So, here's one way to tell the story of Ben Tennyson, who one day found himself living a life that seemed to catch him by surprise.
Ben, I got you from Madison Elementary School today, just two hours ago.
No way! Two weeks ago we were on Mount Rushmore kicking Vilgax's butt.
[Startled, Grandpa Max almost loses control of the RV]
Whoa, Grandpa, are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah, uh, just dodged a skunk on the road.
[Gwen activates the Omnitrix and turns into Heatblast]
Whoa! I'm on fire, but I don't feel like it.
'Cause you're Heatblast! You control fire. Fire balls, fire breath.
That sounds fun.
Careful. You could start a forest fire.
Pfft. Only an idiot would set the forest on fire. Now out of way!
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