Grandpa Max quotes from Ben 10

Heatblast

I know I look weird, but there's no reason to be scared.[Gwen hits him with a fire extinguisher and sprays at him] Hey! [Heatblast coughs. Heatblast's head catches fire when it is off]

Gwen

I don't know what you are, but you'll stay down there if you know what's good for you. [Heatblast puts her shoe on fire] Ow! [Heatblast laughs as she puts it out. Gwen raises her fire extinguisher to hit Heatblast] I warned you!

Heatblast

Don't even think about it, freak.

Gwen

[Recognizing Ben by the way he talks] Ben? Is that you? What happened?

Heatblast

Well, when I was walking this meteor fell from the sky and almost munched me, except it wasn't a meteor or a satellite, but this cool watch thing that jumped up onto my wrist and when I tried to get it off, I suddenly was on fire, only it didn't hurt when I was accidentally starting this mega forest fire.

Max

[Running up] Gwen are you alri... [Sees Heatblast] What in blazes?

Gwen

Hey, Grandpa, guess who.

Heatblast

It's me, Grandpa.

Max

[Realized Ben is Heatblast] Ben? What happened to you?

Heatblast

Well, when I was walking this meteor...

Gwen

[Cuts Heatblast off] Um, excuse me. Major forest fire burning out of control remember?

Heatblast

What do we do?

Max

[Thinked for a while] Backfire. Start a new fire and let it burn into the old fire. They'll snuff each other out. Think you can do it Ben?

Heatblast

Shooting flames, I can definitely do. [Runs through the fire]

Max

And you say that this watch just jumped up and clamped onto your wrist?

Heatblast

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault. [Ate a marshmallow] I swear.

Grandpa Max

I believe you, Ben.

Gwen Tennyson

Think he's gonna stay a monster forever?

Max

He's not a monster, he's an alien! [Heatblast and Gwen stare at him suspiciously] Uh I mean look at him, what else could he be?

Heatblast

I don't wanna be fire guy forever. How am I suppose to play Little League this fall if I charcoal the ball every time I catch a pop fly?

Max

Don't worry Ben. We'll figure this thing out.

Ben

[Laughs as he looks at himself] I'm me again.

Gwen

Aw too bad I liked you better when you were a briquette.

Ben

[Struggles to take off the Omnitrix] Still can't get this thing off.

Max

Better not fool with it anymore until we know exactly what we're dealing with. I'll go check out that crash site. You guys stay here until I get back.

Ben Tennyson

[finds a cereal with Sumo Slammer cards inside] Sumo Slammer cards, cool! [grins]

Grandpa Max

Only canned octopus? I thought this store prided itself on wide selection.

Gwen Tennyson

Uh, Grandpa, no offense, but can we have a normal dinner for once? You know, once that doesn't involve stir-fried tentacles?

Grandpa Max

Nonsense. Now where do you suppose they keep the sheep's bladders?

Gwen Tennyson

[hears Omnitrix activate] Ben? [walks into the cereal aisle to find all the boxes opened, finds Grey Matter digging through one of them]

Grey Matter

Oh, man, another red card.

Gwen Tennyson

[grabbing Grey Matter] Gotcha. What are you doing?

Grey Matter

Uh, looking for the gold Sumo Slammer card. Duh...

Gwen Tennyson

You're supposed to use your powers to help people, not find some stupid trading card.

[clears throat] Just what do you think you're doing, young lady?

Gwen Tennyson

It wasn't me. It was my doofus cousin.

Well, someone is going to have to pay for all this.

Ben Tennyson

[picking up a handful of worms and showing them to Gwen] Breakfast.

Gwen Tennyson

Ben, gross! [to Grandpa Max] What with the bucket of slimies?

Grandpa Max

Bait.

Gwen Tennyson

Yeah. Well, I think I'm going to pass on the fishing thing. I'll stay here and catch some sun instead.

Grandpa Max

Okay, but you don't know what you're missing.

Gwen Tennyson

[walking away] I'm pretty sure I do.

Grandpa Max

We're heading off to see your Aunt Vera for the weekend.

Aw, boring old Aunt Vera?! No!

Ben Tennyson

They really make you feel welcome here.

Grandpa Max

Then just watch your cheeks. Vera's a pincher.

Max!

Grandpa Max

Vera!

Ben Tennyson

[running into Aunt Vera's condo] Grandpa! Gwen!

Grandpa Max

Shh... your Aunt Vera is in bed.

Ben Tennyson

Seriously? It's, like, only 6:30. [immediately talks about what happened] Never mind. Listen. This whole place is way creepier than I thought. First, this old lady runs up a wall, and then munches a fly. Then Marty, that weird next door neighbor, is an E.T. or something with a face in the back of his head and these long, sticky arms, and this body that oozed right through this gate, and-

Gwen Tennyson

Ben, you snuck out. Vera was hurt.

Ben Tennyson

Eh, she's old. She'll forget.

Gwen Tennyson

You rockhead, you almost turned me into swiss cheese!

Ben Tennyson

I said I was sorry. What else do you want?

Grandpa Max

What we want is for you to take that thing on your wrist more seriously, Ben. It's not a toy. You've got to think when you use it.

Ben Tennyson

I know, but come on! You guys have seen me in action. I'm the baddest Ben in town. I've kicked so much alien butt, my feet hurt. [puts his feet on the table in front of Gwen, who pushes them back onto the floor]

Gwen Tennyson

Yeah, well, one of these days you're gonna screw around and get your own butt kicked! And I hope I'm there to see it!

Ben Tennyson

[smugly] Dream on, geek face.

Fourarms

Ow. What was that for?

Gwen Tennyson

For turning me into a criminal.

Fourarms

Don't get your shorts in a twist. I'll just put everything back the way it was. No problem.

Ben Tennyson

Okay. Maybe a little problem. [ball reacts to Omnitrix]

Gwen Tennyson

What are we going to tell Grandpa?

Ben Tennyson

Nothing. We just play dumb.

Gwen Tennyson

Easy for you. You're a lot better at it than I am.

Grandpa Max

Hey, there you are. Isn't this place a riot?

Gwen Tennyson

Why, did you see? We don't know anything about it.

Ben Tennyson

She means it's great, Grandpa. Can't wait to check out the bathroom!

Ben Tennyson

Whoa! What happened?

Grandpa Max

I don't know. Looks like a tornado tore through here overnight.

Ben Tennyson

Good. [Grandpa Max stares] I mean, yeah. It was just one of those freaky nature things, right, Gwen?

I think it's pretty clear who's responsible for these juvenile acts.

Grandpa Max

Juvenile acts? Huh. If I didn't know better, that sounds like-

Oh, I'm not talking about these youngsters.

You're not?

Grandpa Max

Yeah, well, if they didn't do it, who did?

Ben Tennyson

What's that?

Megawhatt.

Ben Tennyson

Mega-what?

Exactly.

Ben Tennyson

[seeing the Sumo Slammer display] Woo hoo! The new Sumo Slammer video game is in there.

Pass?

Ben Tennyson

Uh, must have left it inside. I'm one of the game pros testing out the system.

VIPs only.

Grandpa Max

I know what you're thinking, so no sneaking back in there.

Ben Tennyson

I won't.

Ghostfreak

But he will.

[points to them] AND NEVER COME BACK! [goes back into the hotel]

Grandpa Max

[to Ben, sternly] I told you not to sneak back there.

Ben Tennyson

Fine, you can take it out of my allowance.

Gwen Tennyson

You don't get an allowance.

Stay out of this!

Ben Tennyson

This is my vacation, too. You can't always tell me what to do. You're not my dad!

[to himself] Howdy, folks. Are you ready to laugh? Honey, you're gonna knock 'em dead. [laughs and sticks out unusually long tongue]

Gwen Tennyson

Hey.

Ben Tennyson

[startled] Don't do that.

Gwen Tennyson

What is you malfunction?

Ben Tennyson

What do you mean?

Gwen Tennyson

Ever since we decided to go to the circus, you've been acting even weirder than normal. What are you scared of?

Ben Tennyson

I'm not scared of anything.

Grandpa Max

Come on, guys. The show's about to start.

Gwen Tennyson

[to Ben] After you.

Gwen Tennyson

All I'm saying is that you didn't exactly stop that creep all by yourself today, okay? I helped save your sorry butt, but does anybody notice me?

Ben Tennyson

Hey, being a hero is not about getting attention.

Gwen Tennyson

Who's your hero? Uh, hello.

Grandpa Max

I noticed you, Gwen.

Gwen Tennyson

We're related, so that doesn't count.

Ben Tennyson

Hey, no offense, but you threw a trash can at the guy. That doesn't exactly make you a hero, unlike me.

Gwen Tennyson

Wake up! The only reason you're a big hero is because of that watch. If I found it instead of you, I'd be getting all the attention and all the cool souvenirs.

Ben Tennyson

[goes through the box, picks out something, and offers it to Gwen] All right, here, take it.

Gwen Tennyson

Really?

Ben Tennyson

Yeah, I got tons of other stuff.

Grandpa Max

Gwen, don't you have something you want to say to Ben?

Gwen Tennyson

You know this doesn't change the fact that you're just plain lucky, but thanks.

Ben Tennyson

You're welcome.

Gwen Tennyson

I cross-referenced the Archamada Book of Spells with dark magical charms, and look. It's part of a set called the Charms of Bezel. This charm is luck. There are also charms for fire, levitation, reincarnation.

Ben Tennyson

Whoa! Those are the charms Mr. Freak at the museum wore when XLR8 kicked his butt.

Gwen Tennyson

That's why he wanted the Book of Spells. But it says all the Charms of Bezel must be used for the spells to be at their full power. Oh well, his loss is my gain.

Grandpa Max

I'm afraid more like was. We need to turn that charm into the museum.

No fair! Not before I...

Ben Tennyson

...try it.

Gwen Tennyson

...use it again. The world needs someone with the power of Lucky Girl.

Ben Tennyson

Newsflash. I'm the only one with powers.

Gwen Tennyson

Well, you can make that "one" a "two" now.

Ben Tennyson

All that stuff you did it's not you, it's that charm.

Gwen Tennyson

It's not you either, it's that watch.

Ben Tennyson

You're just jealous of me.

Gwen Tennyson

Am not!

Ben Tennyson

Are too! Times ten!

[on the radio] And in the news of the weird, reports are coming in that the city's famed haunted history mansion has come alive, trapping dozens of visitors inside.

Grandpa!

Grandpa Max

On it.