[Opening lines]
Jimmy
[Distorted] The aliens are already among us. Strange creatures with unbelievable powers, aliens are real but that isn't the amazing part. This is. All of the creatures you've just seen are actually alter egos of one man. His name is Ben Tennyson.
[The news footages shows clips from Kevin's Big Score, Pier Preassure and Save The Last Dance]
[Smirking] You are so busted.
That's not my best angle.
Every channel, Ben, all weekend-- nothing but you wrecking things, and they know who you are.
Nobody cares if I'm a superhero!
Okay, maybe a few people care.
You should lie low for a while, maybe go to Julie's.
Good idea, but how do you get past them?
[Roars at the reporters to scare them away]
[After Humungousaur scares off the reporters]
[Continues roaring but starts coughing, timing him out and reverting him back into Ben.]
Hey, Gwen, you got a lozenge? Growling's rough on my throat.
[Gwen hands him a lozenge which soothes his throat.]
You should have used one of your new Ultimate transformations.
I wanted to scare them, not me.
[At Julie's house.]
Thanks for letting me hang out, Julie.
I had to tennis practice in an hour, but you can stay here until I get back.
[Julie presses the remote and puts on the news]
Extra credit for AP current events. Oh, this guy hates you.
We know you were trying to help, but by revealing Ben's secret, uh, you've made it harder for him to help people.
Jimmy
I'm sorry. I thought you'd like the fame. You know, all the attention and money.
Jimmy
I've got pictures of a lot of your alien forms-- Humungousaur, Goop, Jeffrey--
Jeffrey? You thought I named one of my aliens "Jeffrey"? It's Jetray!
Jimmy
Hm, that does make more sense.
Jimmy
I thought it's Mr. Tennyson. It showed up a few months ago at Orlando.
We can borrow Ship from Julie.
Don't have to. We'll take the Rustbucket.
You want to drive all the way to Florida?
Not that Rustbucket. The new one.
JMrs. Jones
[enters her son's bedroom] Jimmy, are you ready for gymnastics class?
Jimmy Jones
I'm not going to gymnastics class! I'm trying to help solve a mystery!
JMrs. Jones
Young man, you will do a healthy physical activity at least four days a week, or no computer. Do you understand?
Jimmy Jones
Mom!
PKPlant Kevin Levin
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I would be happy to silence this creature for once and for all.
The master wants to know why it couldn't absorb him earlier.
PGPlant Gwen Tennyson
If there are others with his natural resistance, we need to know how it works.
PKPlant Kevin Levin
So I can take him out after, right?
Jimmy Jones
[sees the real Ben, Gwen and Kevin inside the pods] You're not Ben at all… or Gwen and Kevin!
No, we're perfect copies, right down to our DNA.
PKPlant Kevin Levin
But better than the originals, which were lame.
PGPlant Gwen Tennyson
We're in complete harmony.
Soon there will be no war.
PGPlant Gwen Tennyson
No disease. No hunger.
PKPlant Kevin Levin
No fun.
The world will be a garden. And everything will be a garden.
I'm gonna enjoy this. Not nearly as much as I am.
They don't have our powers.
BBen
But my double has the Ultimatrix. Yes, I do.
CChromastone
Chromastone!
Ben, you've got to get the Ultimatrix back!
BBen
Yeah, I'll work on it when I'm not getting shot at!
Jimmy
Guys, I have an idea!
BBen
Jimmy, stop the alien invasion first snack later!
It's over here. By the way, Fake Ben... Swampfire! Huh. Can't control it. Guess the makes it a weed!
Like Caesar salad. Because they're plants.
KKevin
Where's the alligator come in?
[Gwen scoffs]
It's part of the expression!
Jimmy
Um, guys, my reporter's gut is telling me this isn't quite over.
The actual alien plant thing itself. Totally forgot.
One against four. Well, it's clearly not a chicken salad.
KKevin
Okay, stop. I can't let a battle pun be the last thing I hear.
KKevin
That's it. I'm totally gonna weed-whacker on this thing.
Kevin, get back! You're too close!
I can't a shot, Gwen! You're in the way!
[Gwen groaning]
[Swampfire straining]
Jimmy
I'll save you!
Jimmy, no! Time to set it up a notch.
USUltimate Swampfire
Ultimate Swampfire! Clear out! It's gotta be hot!
[Jimmy groaning]
Jimmy
I didn't video any of this. Stupid! Who's gonna believe me now?
BBen
We will. Jimmy, you're a real reporter.
Yeah. From now on, we'll know to take you seriously.
KKevin
No matter how nutty you sound. "Nutty". You see what I did there?
(Ben and Jimmy laugh)
Really? Why is it funny when he does it?
BBen
I think it's the delivery.