[Opening lines]
[Distorted] The aliens are already among us. Strange creatures with unbelievable powers, aliens are real but that isn't the amazing part. This is. All of the creatures you've just seen are actually alter egos of one man. His name is Ben Tennyson.
[The news footages shows clips from Kevin's Big Score, Pier Preassure and Save The Last Dance]
[Smirking] You are so busted.
That's not my best angle.
Every channel, Ben, all weekend-- nothing but you wrecking things, and they know who you are.
Nobody cares if I'm a superhero!
Okay, maybe a few people care.
You should lie low for a while, maybe go to Julie's.
Good idea, but how do you get past them?
[Roars at the reporters to scare them away]
[After Humungousaur scares off the reporters]
[Continues roaring but starts coughing, timing him out and reverting him back into Ben.]
Hey, Gwen, you got a lozenge? Growling's rough on my throat.
[Gwen hands him a lozenge which soothes his throat.]
You should have used one of your new Ultimate transformations.
I wanted to scare them, not me.
[At Julie's house.]
Thanks for letting me hang out, Julie.
I had to tennis practice in an hour, but you can stay here until I get back.
[Julie presses the remote and puts on the news]
Extra credit for AP current events. Oh, this guy hates you.
It's too nice a day to sit inside watching TV. Why don't we go for a drive in your new car now camion? That always cheers you up.
I don't need cheering up. I'm not upset.
Why not? Everybody hates you.
Maybe I can do more good as a public superhero than I did in secret. Sure, most people think I'm a menace now.
Only 26% of adult viewers think you're a menace.
74% think you're a threat.
Well, my point is, once people get to know me, I can win them over.
That hasn't been my experience.
We know you were trying to help, but by revealing Ben's secret, uh, you've made it harder for him to help people.
I'm sorry. I thought you'd like the fame. You know, all the attention and money.
I've got pictures of a lot of your alien forms-- Humungousaur, Goop, Jeffrey--
Jeffrey? You thought I named one of my aliens "Jeffrey"? It's Jetray!
Hm, that does make more sense.
I thought it's Mr. Tennyson. It showed up a few months ago at Orlando.
We can borrow Ship from Julie.
Don't have to. We'll take the Rustbucket.
You want to drive all the way to Florida?
Not that Rustbucket. The new one.
[The team has boarded the new Rustbucket 3 in jet-style]
Supersonic in atmosphere. Subspace, hyperdrive for effective FTL. Bonus gizmos I've acquired here and there.
Sweet. This is going to be the coolest thing I ever crashed!
[Looks at a computer screen] Extranet access! We can use our Plumbers' badges to access any database on Earth. Even secure ones!
Boring! [Turns to Kevin] Make it go!
