Professor Paradox quotes from Ben 10: Ultimate Alien

Professor Paradox

If we're going to get there in time, we'll have to have already left. Off we go.

Ben Tennyson

Hey, if you're giving out free future advice, I want some.

Professor Paradox

I could tell you not to lean against the chrono randomization barrier, but I know you won't pay attention.

Ben Tennyson

Don't... lean against the what?

Professor Paradox

Precisely my point.

Colonel Rozum

(about Los Soledad) That facility is under a red seal. If my men can't retake that base, my orders are to destroy it.

Professor Paradox

(entering) Now that would be a Major error. Or is that a Colonel error? I'm not very good with rank.

Professor Paradox

In any case, I have other business demanding my attention, even more crucial. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

Kevin Levin

You ripped that from those movies.

Professor Paradox

I'm a time traveler. How do you know I won't eventually say it first?

Azmuth

It could work. Alien X can do anything.

Gwen Tennyson

Only if Ben can convince Alien X to cooperate.

Kevin Levin

Yep. That's all he has to do.

[happily] Ben Tennyson. Motion to greet our honored guest and hear him out.

Motion denied. Motion to ignore him for a thousand years, at which point we set him on fire for a second thousand years.

Bellicus, vengeance is not our way.

Vengeance is absolutely my way!

I know he hurt your feelings when he abandoned us. He hurt mine, too.

Ben Tennyson

Yeah, I'm totally sorry. I need your power to save-

I don't care!

We have to vote on it.

Point of order, we don't have to do anything unless we both agree.

Ben Tennyson

This is bigger than you and me! The whole universe is at stake!

And...?

You're being obstinate, dear.

Am not.

Are to.

Am not!

Are to.

Professor Paradox

Hello!

Ben Tennyson

Professor Paradox?

Professor Paradox

You will not convince Serena and Bellicus to help you, not today.

Am not!

Are to-- [notices Paradox] Time Walker! You are not welcome here! [Bellicus notices him as well]

Agreed: Motion to punish Paradox for ignoring the treaty between him and Celestialsapien race.

Seconded!

Professor Paradox

(to Ben) I'm not supposed to get within 500 light years of them.

Motion to destroy Professor Paradox!

Professor Paradox

It's time to leave!

Azmuth

Granted, he achieved far more than I believed possible, but trusting that boy with the Omnitrix was a GRAVE mistake.

Professor Paradox

Not a mistake. You know the reasons why.

Azmuth

Yes. You told me of his grand destiny, that he was the legendary being who will someday...

Professor Paradox

Shhh. No spoilers. For that glorius future to occur, we must first survive the current crisis.

Professor Paradox

That is the next universe over. I don't like it at all. The physics are terribly counter-intuitive.

Kevin Levin

Wait, I thought the universe was everything.

Professor Paradox

A common error of the Parochial mind. There's always more to reality than one imagines.

Professor Paradox

[to Young Ben] You'll think it was a dream, but one day, you will remember it dimly and trust Kevin when you shouldn't, and he'll respond to that trust and help save the universe.

Ben Tennyson

And then turn evil again.

Professor Paradox

The story isn't over, Ben. When the moment comes, you'll do what needs to be done. That is your greatest gift.

Gwen Tennyson

Goodbye, Ben. Try being nicer to your cousin. [kisses Young Ben on the cheek]

Young Ben Tennyson

[blushing] Aw, why did you have to go do that?

Professor Paradox

We must also take our leave before the locals take notice of my presence.

Gwen Tennyson

What about Kevin?

Ben Tennyson

Don't worry, Gwen. I'll take care of him.

Professor Paradox

Hello Ben.

Good to see you, Paradox. Love how you don't show up until it's all over.

Professor Paradox

It's far from over, old friend. It's barely begun.

Gwen Tennyson

Professor Paradox?

Professor Paradox

Hello children.

Kevin Levin

Who's your friend?

Ben Tennyson

Are you...?

That's right Ben, I'm you. Only even more awesome. [after shaking Ben's hand] Ben 10,000 at your service.

Kevin Levin

I've heard about you, you're the jerk from the future.

I'm a different Ben 10,000, but I do remember going to that future back when we were ten. What a buzzkill that guy was!

Ben Tennyson

You're my real future?

Professor Paradox

Yes. If nothing occurs to change it. That's why I've - bent the rules of time and brought you here

Professor Paradox

You traveled into Cross Time.

Gwen Tennyson

Like a parallel world?

Professor Paradox

Exactly.

Ben Tennyson

That's why the me in the future didn't remember it happening to him.

But you remember all of this.

Yeah, I do.

Kevin Levin

Okay, don't do that again.

Professor Paradox

There are rules, Kevin. I cannot interfer.

Gwen Tennyson

Excuse me. But aren't you already interfering?

Professor Paradox

Touche... Actually I've just come to give young Ben a warning. But that can wait.

Ben Tennyson

Until what?

Professor Paradox

Until I see if you survive.

Professor Paradox

I won't allow that Eon!

Eon

You cannot interfere, timewalker. And you why.

Professor Paradox

True. But if you dare procede there is nowhere in all of space and time you can hide from me.

Eon

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Now I have a couple of Ben Tennysons to absorb.

Professor Paradox

Time to go. But first, a warning to my young friends. [In an ominous voice] Beware, old George. Beware the creature from beyond. [Cheerfully] So long.

Gwen Tennyson

What did he mean by that?

Kevin Levin

Who knows? I never understand what he's saying. I just tune him out.

Ben Tennyson

Whatever the problem is, I've got Ultimatrix to spare. It is so hero time!

Professor Paradox

Eon irradiated Way Big with accelerated time. I'm afraid he's gone.

So is any other transformation he hits with that beam. Be careful, Ben.

Ben Tennyson

He's the one who better be careful.

Swampfire

Swampfire!

Ultimate Swampfire! Take them down hard! Hyah!

Accelerate!

Eon

Tennyson, prepare to die.

Maybe later.

Eon

We're--

Right behind you. How about you explain yourself? Why attack me over and over?

Eon

Our paths are intertwined. In this and every other timeline. It's over.

Give it your best shot, Eon. Diamond doesn't particularly age.

Eon

I came here to destroy your younger self, but plans can change.

Contego! You hang around an Anodite for twenty years, you pick up a few tricks.

Kevin Levin

Weird that they don't talk.

Gwen Tennyson

Probably just to intimidate them.

Kevin Levin

Maybe. Makes me curious, though.

Gwen Tennyson

Then let's take a look. Statua!

Kevin Levin

Huh.

Gwen Tennyson

It's gonna be creepy. I bet they don't even have mouths.

Kevin Levin

Or something worse.

Gwen Tennyson

Ben? Get over here?

Ben Tennyson

[when discovering that Eon's servants are versions of him] This raises some questions.

Kevin Levin

Yeah, like where did you learn ninjitsu?

Eon

You've discovered our secret.

You're not destroying Ben Tennyson's. You're absorbing them.

Eon

I feed on their power and make them my slaves. When I absorb you, I'll finally have the strength to replace this timeline with a new one. [Ben 10,000 revealed with Eon's mask] Where I will be the only Ben Tennyson that exists.