Argit quotes from Ben 10: Ultimate Alien

Argit

[as a Forever Knight grabs him by the throat and pulls out his sword] I put out the hand of friendship and you pull out the sword of... not friendship!

Argit

[while altering the Vreedles' test scores] Wow! They even spelled their own names wrong.

Kevin Levin

Alright, Argit, what's the scam?"

Argit

Scam? Oh, I'm hurt. I'm deeply hurt. That an old friend like you would think badly of me, especially after I've gone through the trouble of collecting all the money I owe you.

Kevin Levin

[picking up the stack of money] Hello, beautiful.

Gwen Tennyson

Kevin!

Kevin Levin

Right. There's gotta be a catch. Look, you know I love money more than anything in the world...

Gwen Tennyson

[put off] What did you say?

Kevin Levin

ALMOST anything in the world.

Argit

So, bottom line, you want me to stop being king of this castle and, instead, go live in a dungeon?... Yeah. I'm gonna say "No, thanks." See, all these knights in here, they work for ME. Now, you come in here and you try to tell ME what to do? I say - "You and what army?"

Sir Dagonet

KNIGHTS!

Ben Tennyson

THAT army.

Argit

If you guys had busted into action when Nighty McKnighterson came in, we'd all be dead.

Kevin Levin

I think I still have one of your quills in my butt.

Gwen Tennyson

[coldly] Oh, I'm surprised your money didn't protect you.

Kevin Levin

[to Ben] Is she EVER going to drop that?

Ben Tennyson

Nope. Never.

Gwen Tennyson

[about Andreas] He's scared. How do you stop him?

Argit

Stop him? I just let him go until he knocks down the building. Then I give him a burrito.

Gwen Tennyson

[sarcastically] Ugh. You are so helpful.

Argit

[after the Forever Knights mansion is destroyed by Andreas] O-o-oh no! I've lost everything! Do you know how much money I had in there?!

Kevin Levin

[angrily] He trusted you! He loved you! And what did you do? You used him! You used his feelings for you and... now he's gone.

Argit

[coldly] Sometimes, I just don't get you, Kevin. None of you.

Gwen

No. You wouldn't.

Andreas set up counter-vibrations that absorbed most of the blast. He saved us.

He saved everyone.

Andreas

It hurts.

Aggregor

I'll make you all better. Four down and one to go. Then, the fun begins.

Argit! Thanks for stopping by.

Argit

Well, it's not like I had a choice.

Right. So, let's get to it. You know my sons, Octagon and Rhomboid?

Argit

Sure. Sometimes we do business. Sometimes they try to kill me.

That's my boys. Course, I wants 'em to have a better life than I had...

Argit

What parent doesn't?

...so that's why I signed 'em up at that Plumbers Academy. Only one of us is laughin', boy.

Argit

Sorry. I thought you were kidding.

The boys ain't doin' too good on their exams. I want you to make sure they do do good.

Argit

You want me to be their tutor?

I want you to fix their grades so that they pass! And if they don't, then I'm gonna fix you.

Ben Tennyson

What do you want from us?

Argit

Protection. Lock me up. Throw away the key. I don't care. Just put me somewhere Kevin can't find me.

Gwen Tennyson

We're not running a weasle relocation program.

Argit

Such an ugly spirit for such a pretty girl.

Argit

Come on. There's gotta be some place you could put me. Maybe some police protection?

Ben Tennyson

We could take you to the Plumbers Academy. That's the closest fortified Plumbers facility to Earth.

Argit

Where they train new Plumbers? For galactic police duty? Not there! Anywhere but there!

Ben Tennyson

Or we just let Kevin have you.

Argit

(pauses) Like I was saying, the Plumbers are a fine organization; I'd love to visit their school!

Argit

I gotta use your facilities!

My what?

Argit

Your latrine? Your lavatory? Your little boys' room! And hurry, or this hall gets a new color scheme! Oh-ho! I'm gonna burst!

Octagon Vreedle

A Plumbers' academy strikes one as a somewhat improbable place to find an intergalactic reprobate such as yourself.

Argit

Keep it down, will ya? You guys aren't exactly model citizens.

Rhomboid Vreedle

Are too. Octagon and me are what y'all call "probational cadets."

Octagon Vreedle

We're attempting to what you might call improve ourselves, and make our daddy proud... so he doesn't have us whacked.

Rhomboid Vreedle

Again.

Argit

Now, if anybody asks you, you ain't seen me, and you don't know me.

Octagon Vreedle

Ain't seen ya.

Rhomboid Vreedle

Don't know ya.

Argit

Exactly. Just play dumb. Scratch that: be yourselves.

Octagon Vreedle

That is what you call a nuclear fusion grenade.

Rhomboid Vreedle

Hee-hee, ought to blow up Kevin real good.

Argit

Not to mention this whole space station and everyone in it!

Octagon Vreedle

I had not fully considered that fact.

Argit

Buddy, pal, wait! I can explain!

Ultimate Kevin

Explain what?

Argit

Pretty much anything!

Ultimate Kevin

I'm tired of your tricks, Argit!

Argit

Then maybe you should take a nap! (Argit shoots his quills but Kevin makes a shield)

Ultimate Kevin

See? That's what I'm talking about! Always betraying me! Always double-crossing me! This is the last time, Argit!

Argit

Kevin, don't!

Ultimate Kevin

The last time you do anything!