Being Human quotes

[showing a form to George] Does that look like a 3 or a 5 to you?

George

A 3...

That's Becca's handwriting for you. So if she give him 'is meds at 3, he's gonna need 'em again... now. But if she give him 'is meds at 5, he ain't gonna need 'em 'til 10...

George

Why don't you ask her?

She ain't answerin' 'er mobile. She's gone out for a drink with your mate.

George

Which mate...?

Oh you know... 'im with the face.

George

Where did they go?!?

Christ knows. I would've asked but then that might have seemed like I gives a shit.

Mitchell

We can't just dip our toe! We have to dive into the churn of humanity. Laugh with them, listen to their stories.

George

About Vin Diesel?

Mitchell

A... remarkable man, I'm starting to realise...

Annie

Maybe he's had a blow to the head.

George

I'm sorry?

Annie

Happened to my Nan. She got hit in the head by a radio controlled plane at a county fair. From that moment - obsessed with pygmy goats.

George

There wasn't a single bit of that sentence I understood.

George

We have to put a stop to this. Doesn't he understand, these people are British? You're not allowed to talk to your neighbours until you've nodded at them for fifteen years.

George

How did you find me?

Tully

You're a werewolf living in Bristol. It kinda narrows the field.

Tully

The Earth my pillow, my canopy the stars.

Annie

Oh, I'd like to see George living like that. He had a panic attack in the Eden Project.

Lauren

And the blood, Mitchell. Can you remember the taste? So rich and warm. You can have it again. As much as you want.

Mitchell

I can't, the cost is too high.

Lauren

Please! Who are you saving, really? Have you seen Britain's Got Talent?

Lauren

It's like Hotel California! You can check out, but you can never leave!

George

This has to stop. I cannot do another conversation about Vin Diesel.

Mitchell

You just need to get him onto another subject.

George

I've tried! Leonard Cohen, Darcy Bussell - it's like he isn't interested.

Mitchell

Carol from number twelve is gonna lend us Casablanca.

George

Why?

Mitchell

I'm only in it!

Annie

Get out!

Mitchell

Yeah, I'm just an extra... in the bar... and you can't actually see me, obviously. But I do knock over a chair at one point and you can see that.

Annie

You were in Casablanca?! How did you swing that?

Mitchell

Well, I know people. I move and shake.

George

Look, don't try to understand George.

Annie

George? George who?

George

...Me!

Annie

[To George] Oh my God. You're Tully's Mini-Me!

Mitchell

Yes!

George

Do you know the difference between you and him?

Mitchell

Mmm, I don't know, I don't have to shave my palms?

Tully

Ohhh!

George

I-I think that's actually racist.

Mitchell

He's a twat!

George

Well he's my twat!

Mitchell

You know, I'm sure that sounded much better in your head.

Annie

[to George about Mitchell] Don't go in for a hug, he might kiss you.

Mitchell

What, I--

George

Aw, I leave you two alone for five minutes...