“In The Morning” quotes from Being Human

Annie

George, I didn't think you would seriously go through with it. I thought the moment would just pass. You know, like when you decided you were gonna wear skinny jeans.

Mitchell

Skinny jeans?

George

That was a private conversation.

Mitchell

Skinny jeans, George? Seriously?

George

It...it was a moment of madness.

Annie

No, this is a moment of madness! You cannot move in with someone you've just started dating! Tell him, Mitchell!

Mitchell

Skinny jeans, George?!?

George

Yes, yes, alright...look, where the hell were you last night?

Mitchell

I was with Lucy. We, er...we finally, um...you know. Decided to, em...

Annie

Oh, this is like the problem pages of Just 17. You had sex, Mitchell. Sex.

Mitchell

Yeah.

Christmas 1998. Faulty panto pyrotechnic. One minute I'm standing in the wings watching Widow Twankey belt out a chorus of "La Vida Loca" the next? Bang! Flat out on my back with every hair on my body standing to attention.

Annie

Gosh, that's awful.

It was a terrible shock.

Annie

Yeah, I bet it was.

No, I mean literally. It was a terrible shock. That's what killed me.

Annie

You can say it, George. I'm not gonna cry or anything.

George

We've found a new house and we're gonna stay there tonight.

Annie

[Annie starts to sob] Oh, God!

Ivan

I'm just one step away from wiping out an entire branch of Argos.

Mitchell

Look. You just spread the word, OK. I want everyone there.

Ivan

Just leave it to me. I've got most of them on my Twitter feed, so...

Mitchell

Ivan, I've met someone. I can't be with her and be part of this. I know it's a big ask. I know it's a huge favor, but I can't. She's my way out of this chaos. This could be my last chance and if I get...Oh, forget it! It doesn't matter.

Ivan

You should have said it was about love. I get it now. We all lead long and appalling lives. But I have my Daisy. Everyone deserves a Daisy.