What? There's no vampires in London?
Yeah, but their head guy and I don't, erm...I sort of killed his Mum.
“The Looking Glass” · Season 2
In this episode: George Sands (4), Mitchell (4), Annie Sawyer (2), Herrick (1), Lucy Jaggat (1), Josie (1), Kemp (1)
What? There's no vampires in London?
Yeah, but their head guy and I don't, erm...I sort of killed his Mum.
[Police storm into Mitchell's bedroom]
[To Mitchell] You! Get up!!
It's the library books, isn't it?
[Annie and George watch as Mitchell is driven away by the police]
[To George] What's he done?
How far back do you want to go?
What's your cat's name, Molly?
Molly.
Your cat's called Molly and you're called Molly?
My Dad really liked the name. Do you like cats?
Yeah, I couldn't eat a whole one though. [To himself] Who am I kidding? Of course I could.
I'm not scared of you...at least not as scared as I probably should be.
Yeah. You should be terrified. You should be begging for fucking mercy.
I should be married to David Bowie.
[George enters the house to see Annie holding a baby]
What is that?
A baby. It's one of mine.
How long have I been gone?!
[To Professor Jaggat] You know one of the few things I like about you is that you don't call supper 'tea'. There are many things I hate in this modern world: secularism, showbiz news, but tea is barbaric.
My mother's maiden name is Herod, my internet password is 'password1', I'm indifferent about all competitive sports, and I prefer lager to beer. I don't understand fishing. What is fishing? I'm scared of cancer, I voice hypocritical objections to drive-through takeaways and I lost my virginity on a canal boat in Tring.
Favourite colour?
That would be gamboges - it's a kind of orangey brown.
You're not scared of me?
No, at least probably not as much as I should be.
What did you say?
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