[Bob walks into the diner]
You guys aren't gonna believe what just happened! I just came from the gym-
The gym!? I thought the judge said you couldn't go back there!
That was the old gym! Anyway, I'm standing in front of this big window, watching an abs and ass class, when suddenly, they wheel some guy by with a sheet over his head!
Was he dead?
[sarcastically] No, he was in a Halloween costume. Yeah, he was dead! Anway, the poor schmuck keeled over on the treadmill. [worried] He was in his thirties, just like me! I mean, you spend years building a life-wife, kids, career- then one day, it's over!
Well, you got nothing to worry about; you got none of those things! [cackles]
Neither do you! [Jake abruptly stops laughing]
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