Margaret and Dr. John Becker in “Another Tricky Day”

(on the phone) Can you come here right away?

Who are you talking to?

(on phone) No, I don't care how much it costs.

Now I don't care who you're talking to. (hangs up)

John, that was the exterminator! I want that thing out of here!

Margaret, it's just a rat! Why do you hate it so much, anyway?

Because, when I was a child, my father bought me a little dog--

Oh, please, please. Is this going to be that urban legend story where the dog turns out to be a rat?

No. This is my sixth birthday party where my dog was EATEN by a rat!

... Beats pin the tail on the donkey, I guess...