Bob
Giving a blind man a Scrabble set it cruel. It would be like buying you a fish tank. It's a total waste.
Jake Malinak
I have a fish tank and I'll tell you why: I find the sounds of the bubbles to be very relaxing.
Bob
Look, Jake--
Regina "Reggie" Kostas
Bob.
Bob
No, I'm telling him: You do NOT have a fish tank. What you have is a toilet that needs to be jiggled!
Jake Malinak
Reggie?
Regina "Reggie" Kostas
Once you started naming the fish, we just didn't have the heart to tell you.
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