[After Reggie reveals her plan to have lunch with Sarah's husband]
Jake Malinak
Reg, you know that after eating, you'll want to stretch your legs, which leads to taking a walk, which leads to your apartment, which leads to sex!
Regina "Reggie" Kostas
Fine, maybe I'll just meet him for dessert.
Jake Malinak
Bad idea; you'll eat too much, which leads to feeling fat, which leads to changing clothes, which leads to sex!
Reggie "Reggie" Kostas
Coffee?
Jake Malinak
Coffee! Coffee breath, mints, drug store, aisle 12, sex!
Regina "Reggie" Kostas
Can we meet for water?
Jake Malinak
WATER!? Why don't you just do it in the street!?
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