(after a neighbor's music wakes him up) Hey, foreign guy! Whatever you're doing to the goat is not my idea of an alarm clock!
“Sex in the Inner City” · Season 1
In this episode: Dr. John Becker (12), Radiator Repairman (3), Patient (2)
There's only one reasons to run: if you're being chased, or if you're on fire.
What is this, National Sex Day? I got a woman doing it in a parked car. This clown wants Viagra. Everybody I see this morning has sex on the brain.
You got a really old system, here. Your pipes are clogged. You gotta let off the pressure or the system won't handle it.
Hey, M.J. How are you doing?
MJMarvin Johnson
Where do babies come from?
(pause) Europe.
MJMarvin Johnson
My brother told me if I see a girl naked then she's going to have a baby. Yesterday, I saw my cousin Francene naked. I don't have it big with her. She's mean.
Well, they all are, kid.
MMr. Morello
Come on my other doctor wouldn't prescribe anymore, I need this stuff! With Viagra I'm like a 17 years old boy again.
Look, Viagra is a treatment for a specific and a very serious condition. Ever since it came out, I have had every middle age lothario with hair growing out of his ears sleazing in here begging for a booster shot. Do you think I'm gonna hand you a loaded gun so you can go out on a rampage? You're outta your mind pall!
MMr. Morello
Come on! Doc! I was married for 15 years, I feel like I've been on the bench forever now I'm back in the game. Please doc, give me the bat!
You just ruined baseball for me, you know that?
Hey, doc? When was the last time you got it serviced?
Excuse me?
Your system. How long's it been since you blew your pipes out?
(looks at a patient's chart) Eczema. Thank you, God. (takes one look at her) Oh, brother.
So, where's the problem?
See this thing on the back of my neck? It's like this all over. Between my breasts, my thighs. Do you want me take my clothes off?
Hold it, hold it. We'll just work our way down. No, I mean, take our time. Take this-- no.
See, I've got to keep my skin perfect. I'm a dancer.
Ah! Broadway?
No. Lap.
I'm glad you got me over here, doc. Your system is getting ready to blow!
Stay away from me!
(Becker turns on the TV)
WOWoman on TV
Hi. I'm Tiffany. I want to tell you things I've never told anyone. Hot, nasty, thi--
(changes channel)
WOWoman on TV
You want firm, tasty, sexy fun? I mean, just look at these!
(changes channel)
WOWoman on TV
Jerry, I don't think nymphomaniac is a big enough word to describe me.
(changes channel)
RReporter
And in our final story tonight, we'd like to wish a special happy birthday to Hazel Meyers. Today, the oldest woman in New York is 106 years old.
And not lookin' to bad, either.
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