Jamie Walters: I don't wanna see you...
Beavis: I don't wanna see you either!
Butt-head: Yeah, really.
Beavis: Um, change the channel, come on Butt-head, or turn it off, or something.
Butt-head: Uhh, there's nothing else on.
Beavis: What happened to those cards?
Butt-head: Uhh, they're right here.
Beavis: Come on, let's play another round. I wanna win my two dollars back.
Butt-head: Uhh, okay. This game is called "Bunghole Surprise". [shuffles the cards]
Beavis: Cool!
Butt-head: First you take your cards, and then you, like, tell me what you have.
Beavis: Um, okay. [cut back to Beavis and Butt-head. The pair have now started their card game] I have two eights, and a nine, and a three, and a chick.
Butt-head: Uhh, okay. Dumbass. Uhh, okay, I'm gonna, like, get five new cards. Uhh, I bet eighteen dollars. And I won. So you owe me eighteen dollars, bunghole.
Beavis: No way, that's too much! I don't wanna play this anymore!
Butt-head: Uhh, okay. You don't wanna play, we'll just watch this video.
Beavis: Ah, no! Okay, I'll play. Um...okay, eighteen dollars.
Butt-head: Uhh, okay. I won.
Beavis: Dammit, really? How come I keep losing? I never win!
Mike Watt, Piss Bottle Man

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