Butt-head: Whoa! This is kinda freaky.
Beavis: Yeah, see what I mean?
Butt-head: This is one of those art school chicks that like, you could score with them if you told them all their ideas were really good.
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah, that's probably how she made this video! Just like, got some rich guy, and told him all her ideas were really good, and he's like, "ooh, yeah."
Butt-head: Yeah. She's like, "uh... I want a unicorn, but then I'm gonna tear the horn off and put it on my head."
Beavis: Ooh, very good! Yeah.
Butt-head: Have another drink and continue.
Beavis: And then, I also want my brother to tap dance. He's really good.
Butt-head: The rich guy's probably like, "uh... these are all great ideas, but uh... I think it would be really like, uh, really empowering if you took off your clothes and jumped off a cliff." And he's like "if you want, I can help you become a citizen."
Beavis: Yeah, I don't think I can help your brother though.

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