Coach Buzzcut:(Reading Beavis and Butt-head's self written note) Please excuse Beavis and Butt-head from wearing althetic sip-otters. They were unable to buy them because of a national sip-otter shortage. Hell that's funny boys.
[Shows Beavis and Butt-head a front page with themselves wearing an eye patch as Athletic Guard.]
Coach Buzzcut: Accortding to the school press, you had no problem at all locating the necessary equipment.

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