Whoa, check it out Butt-head, it's an outie.
That's not an outie Beavis, there's two of 'em. These are nipples.
Those aren't nipples Butt-head, look how low they are.
No way Beavis, that's just because she doesn't have any legs or a butt.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Besides, nipples can be low. Just look at your mom.
Yeah, Yeah. Guess they are nipples.
Whoa! Check out that black dude.
Yeah. He's gonna save the day.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Check it out. He's shaking his head. Wake up! Wake up, wonky.
Yeah. That dude's like saying 'Damn it, quit messing with my head and go get my legs'.
Get 'em.
Check it out Butt-head, a slot.
Yeah. Your moth-er's a slot.
That's not a moth-er. That's a bee.
Whoa, that dude's got a pet bee.
You know. Pretty cool. If I had a bee, I'd like teach it to go sting people. It's like, sting 'em, boy! Sting 'em! Sting 'em in the butt, go!
Yeah.
Ok, goodnight little dude. See you tomorrow.
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