Old Beavis and Old Butt-head in “SZA, "Kill Bill”

Old Beavis

I'll tell you something, if I was a hitman, I would be the model of professionalism. AndI would even clean the grease traps if they wanted me to, you know?

Old Butt-head

Uh, there aren't any grease traps when you're a hitman, dumbass.

Old Beavis

Yeah, there are. They're on the grill.

Old Butt-head

You're thinking of Burger World.

Old Beavis

Oh, yeah yeah. Yeah, but, you know, I could do all my hits in Burger World, you know? Mix business with pleasure, you know? Oh, you knot what else? If I ran out of bullets or something, I'd give them like a triple cheeseburger, with a side of macho fries, and then they'd just die of heart disease, you know? I got time.

Old Butt-head

Also like, if you're a hitman, and you didn't wanna come into work one day, 'cause like, it was the weekend, you could just say your grandma died, and then if they said they were gonna go check, you could just kill her.

Old Beavis

Oh yeah- wait a second... no, I don't like that, Butt-head. That's messed up. You said you have to work on weekends as a hitman?

Old Butt-head

Uh, I think you have to with whenever someone needs killin'.

Old Beavis

Eh... this just might not work out. It was a beautiful dream...