[a photo of a bicycle is shown]
Hey, hey, THAT'S MY BIKE! Remember, my bike was stolen last week, that's it!
Uh...that's not your bike, Beavis.
Yeah it is! That's my bike. That dude ripped off my bike!
Uh...did you lock it?
Uhh...um, uh, maybe not. These fartknockers ripped off my bike!
Dammit, Beavis, that's not your bike!
That's my bike, Butt-head, how do you know?!
Because, Beavis, I stole your bike. It was cool.
No way, Butt-head! You didn't steal my bike, you just got a new one last week. It looks just like mine.
Uh...okay, Beavis. You're stupid.
Yeah. You know what else, someone else stole five bucks from me last week.
Hey Beavis, since you don't have that bike anymore, can I like, have your lock?
Um, I guess.
Uh, I'll give you five bucks for it.
Um, okay.
Dumbass.
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