You know, in all seriousness, if I like, had a clone, I'm pretty sure I could kick his ass.
The only thing you'd beat is your meat.
Oh yeah yeah. But wait a second... wait a second! I just thought of something else! So like, if I had a clone, and the clone sat on his hand until it was numb, and then he spanked my monkey, then it would feel like someone else!
Dammit, Beavis... you're a genius. We gotta get clones.
Yeah! As soon as possible!
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