Beavis and Butt-head in “Drivers License”

Beavis

You know what license I always wondered how you get? A license to kill. You know, the 007? Like James Bond? How do you get one of those?

Butt-head

Uhh, I think first you have to get, like a learner's permit to kill when you're 16, and then there's like a written test.

Beavis

I don't do good on written tests, but um, that's one thing I might actually like go to school for and like take a test, you know, because um, because that would be cool, you know? 'Cause then like, when a cop pulls you over, and he's like, "Excuse me sir, the reason I pulled you over is you just killed somebody back there. Do you have your license to kill on you, sir? And your registration, please?"

Butt-head

Yeah. And then I'd just shoot him.

Beavis

No, that won't work, Butt-head. He's probably got a bulletproof vest, and he won't die, and you'll just get in a bunch of trouble.

Butt-head

You're right, Beavis. Violence is never the answer. Choose to defuse.

Beavis

Yeah, exactly.

Butt-head

Peace...