Okay Beavis, I have an idea for a game. Every time she says "bitch" I get to smack you.
No way! Why would I do that?
Uhh, okay how about this? Every time she says "butt," you can smack me.
Okay, yeah, I mean she's the queen of butts... your funeral.
Now let the games begin.
...I'll cut up the bitch, I'll gut the bitch... [Butt-head begins repeatedly smacking Beavis] Had to rough up the bitch, man, cut the bitch...
[getting smacked] Ahh! Ahh! Ahh- okay, okay- I can't hear when you're smacking- ahh!
Won't shoot her but I will gun-butt the bitch...
Wait, I think she- ahh! [gets smacked more] Hold on! Butt-head, I said- Ahh! Ahh!
When we say "Gun the bitch," dick up the bitch! She was stuck-up so my niggas stuck up the bitch!
Ow! Ow! I think she said- ahh!
Still draggin' her, so don't pick up the bitch. Get the combination to the safe, drug the bitch. Know the whole operation been bugged the bitch...
I win. [smacks Beavis a few more times]
Dammit! I did not think she would say "bitch" so much when I agreed- [Butt-head smacks him] Ahh! Wait, Butt-head, you can't smack me when I say it! Son of a bitch! No, wait- [gets smacked again] Ahh! Dammit, this game sucks!
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