[the video continuously showcases a Fiat car]
How come they keep showing this car?
Well Beavis, that's because it's the Fiat 500X, the best mid-sized sedan on the market today.
Really?
That's right, Beavis.
I guess that looks pretty cool you know, but it seems like a car like that, like a 4-door you know wouldn't have like a lot of, like, pickup, you know, at the lights, you know?
That's where you're wrong, Beavis. Stupid and wrong. The Fiat's 1.3 liter multi-air turbo engine comes standard, and is equipped with fuel-saving engine stop-start technology offering 177 horsepower to dominate the road ahead.
Wow, really? That sounds amazing! But uh, I don't know, Butt-head, it is a little hard to believe, you know?
Well, the Fiat 500X will make a believer out of you, dumbass. And you know what's even more shocking, Beavis? You won't have sticker shock.
Uh, I don't know what that is, so I probably won't have it anyway.
Dammit Beavis, sticker shock means, like, it's super expensive, and the Fiat 500X is very affordable.
It's probably, like, made in some foreign country, like over in Europe or something.
Most of the parts are made right here in the good old USA, providing jobs to people like you and me.
What? Like you and me? We don't even have jobs!
No, we don't, and we never will, but if we did, we'd be working on the Fiat 500X, which Car and Driver recently called "the ultimate thrill ride." Could you see yourself driving this car, Beavis?
But what does this car have to offer someone like me who had his license suspended?
Uhhhh... it offers you nothing. Fiat doesn't want you. The Fiat is for winners only. Do you see yourself with a bus pass while I bang your mom in the backseat of the Fiat 500X with its roomy interior? Again, just like your mom.
Shut up, Butt-head.
Uhhhh, hey Beavis, look outside and check and see if there's a free Fiat out there.
Why would Fiat give you a free car?
Just go look. See if you see a Fiat 500X. [Beavis leaves to go look]
I don't see anything, Butt-head.
Uhhh, are you sure?
Yup. No cars out here at all.
Dammit. Never mind. Fiats suck. It's a tiny crap wagon.
You'd never fit in one anyway, Butt-head, 'cause you're too fat.
Yeah.
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