[as two people in a car jolt upright]
Whoa. That looks like that time you had that heart attack, and then they like, brought you back with that... infibulator?
Oh yeah. That thing hurt.
They said you were dead for a while, too.
Uhh... that's right, I was. When I closed my eyes, I thought I saw God. And, uh, he said "I love you, Butt-head. Keep doing what you're doing. And don't ever come back." And then I woke up.
And then, did you like, um, change your life, or something?
No. I was completely unchanged. And then they sent me a bill for $124,000, and I never paid it. I get a notice every couple months, and I just ignore it.
In a just world, they would have killed you.
Yeah. It's not fair.
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