Beavis and Butt-head in “The Jesus Lizard, "Glamorous”

Beavis

ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ARE YOU READY TO GET WILD?

Butt-head

Yeah!

Beavis

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?

Butt-head

Uh huh.

Beavis

I WANNA ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Butt-head

Okay.

Beavis

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Butt-head

Buttmunch.

Beavis

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME, um, uh, who are these guys?

Butt-head

Uh, Jesus Lizard.

Beavis

Um, PLEASE WELCOME JESUS, ah, LIZARD! Yeah. I - I'm pretty good at that, yeah. I oughta be one of those guys. I bet - I bet I could do that.

Butt-head

Beavis, you would suck! The audience would, like, start booing, and then the band would kick your ass.

Beavis

Shut up, Butt-head! You know, one of my teachers told me I had special abilities. Dumbass.

Butt-head

Beavis...

Beavis

Butthole.

Butt-head

...she just said that 'cause you're stupid!

Beavis

Uh...oh, really?