Whores in this house, there's some whores in this house, there's some whores in this house...
This looks like one of those videos where they're like trying to sell a house.
Yeah, like that time we went to that open house to get free cookies, and they made us watch a video.
Yeah. She was like, "Can I answer any questions about the property?"
"Yeah, yeah, I was wondering, are there any whores in this house?"
"Yes there are, there are several whores in this house."
"The house does include a big old butt on the wall, and lots of boobs, and a tiger."
"Oh, and the tigers are also whores. And they are included."
"The schools are fantastic. There's some whores in this house, and the roof is brand new."
"The house has an Olympic-sized pool that's one foot deep."
"Yeah, it's great for little kids, or whores, you know, or both! You know."
"Uh, ma'am, I have a question about the plumbing. I've heard it can get wet and gushy in here."
"Uh, yes sir, it can, and that's just because of the whores, you know? There are some whores in this house, you know?"
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