Is this like, Thanksgiving or something?
Uh, yeah I think so.
When is Thanksgiving?
Uh, I think it's like the third November of the year or something.
Oh, yeah yeah.
Remember that time your mom tried to have Thanksgiving, 'cause like, she had that boyfriend for like a week?
Oh yeah yeah, that's right.
Lots of dudes are thankful for your mom, Beavis.
Oh yeah yeah... yeah. Yeah...
Uh, I mean a lot of dudes, Beavis.
Butt-head, come on.
I mean, like, hundreds of dudes.
Shut up, Butt-head!
They all go around the table, and ask what they're thankful for, and they all say "Beavis's mom."
Come on, Butt-head, that's enough. Come on. You know, I do like this video, though.
Uhhh... it is pretty cool. But don't change the subject, Beavis. On the first Thanksgiving, the Indians taught the Pilgrims how to eat maize, and the Pilgrims taught the Indians how to do your mom.
Yeah. They're like, "See? It's easy!" Come on, Butt-head.
On the first Thanksgiving, the Pilgrims and Squanto pulled a train on your mom.
Come on, Butt-head!
And there was peace throughout the land, 'cause everyone got a piece of your mom.
Okay, come on, Butt-head, enough.
Anyway, in all seriousness, Beavis, I know I make fun of your mom a lot, but that's because she's a slut.
Shut up, Butt-head! She is not! She just has sex with lots and lots of guys, that's all.
Oh. I stand corrected.
Besides Butt-head, I heard somewhere that um, slut is like, like a good word now. You know, like, "Yeah yeah, I'm a slut! Yeah!"
Uhhhh, oh. Well then, like I was saying, your mom is the biggest slut of all time.
Yeah, thank you. I'll tell her you said that.
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