Whoa! He's holding a wiener!
Hey, Butt-head. You know that video about that guy who lost his penis? He should watch this video!
That's not his penis, Beavis! Uh [chuckles]...his Beavis, penis! Penis, Beavis!
Shut up, Butt-head!
Penis, Beavis, Uranus!
SHUT UP! Shut up, Butt-head! I'll kick your ass!
Well, at least my name doesn't rhyme with "penis."
Shut up, Butt-head. Your mom's a slut.
Beavis, we weren't talking about my mom. We're talking about how your name sounds like "penis."
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