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Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis and Butt-head in “Army of Lovers, "Crucified”

[close-up shot of a woman's breasts]

Beavis

I wish I had boobs like that.

Butt-head

Yeah. If I had boobs like that, I'd never leave the house.

Beavis

I'd leave the house so I could go get a mirror, and look at my boobs.

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