[video opens with two rats moving across a wet floor]
Rats are cool!
Yeah. Somebody better call the Orkin Man. [Tori Amos is holding a candle] Whoa, candle! Candle! Candle! Candle!
Candles rule.
Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever seen those alarm clocks, that they're like, candles, and you stick 'em up your butt?
Uh, I've never heard of that, Beavis.
Yeah, yeah. It's like, they have all these times written on the side, and then you light it and sleep on your stomach, and then when it like, burns down to the time, it's like, it's like, it gets on your butt and you go, "AHHHHHH-HHHHHHHH-HHHHHHHHHH!" and then you wake up. Yeah.
Really?
Yeah. I'll show you one, my uncle has a whole bunch of 'em. He usually gives me one for my birthday.
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