Remember that time we went to the circus, and we saw that clown? And then I, like, pulled down my pants-- [a woman's nipple is shown] Whoa, check it out! I just saw a nipple, Butt-head, look!
Where?
It was - it was, like, right at the end of a boob!
Beavis, that's just a puppet nipple.
Um...uh...no it wasn't! W - what do you mean?
That's just, like, a chick made out of clay, Beavis.
Um...oh. Yeah yeah, but...she has a nipple on it!
Beavis, I could go get some clay now and make a boob with a nipple on it. So what?
Um...wait a minute. You have some clay?
No.
Damn. Next time they have those clay projects in school, I'm gonna make a big boob. Yeah. Maybe a butt, too.
Yeah. Last time, you just made an ashtray. It sucked.
Oh yeah. Well, you made a baseball.
Oh yeah. Then the teacher called me a lazy turd.
Oh yeah. So then you made that.
Yeah. But not out of clay.
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