So, you're interested in getting vasectomies?
Well, obviously.
Yeah, I mean, you know, we wanna score, you know?
Well, let me walk you through the procedure. [grabs a diagram model of the male reproductive system] Your body generates sperm... [Beavis and Butt-head chortle] ... right here, in the testicles. [Beavis and Butt-head chortle more] Which are located here in the scrotum. [Beavis and Butt-head chortle more] It then travels through the vas deferens...
Uhhh...
Huh?
... on its way to the penis. [Beavis and Butt-head chortle again] And then through the urethra.
... Uhhh...
Huh?
That's in the course of a normal ejeculation. [Butt-head chortles]
[confused] Ummm...
That's like... [leans in and whispers to Beavis]
Ooooh! [they both chortle] Ejeculation.
The procedure is simply to cut and seal the vas deferens right here, and then you should be able to return to your current level of sexual activity.
Yeah. Or more.
If you'd like, we can schedule your procedures for Monday. Any questions?
Yeah, yeah, um, do you have one of those, but it's like, a chick? You know what I'm saying?
I do, actually.
Whoa! Now this guy is cool!
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