[when Beavis and Butt-head crawl out of their box into a landfill]
Whoa! Florida is even cooler than I thought.
Yeah. Feels really good to be on the beach, you know? Boy, the ocean really smells terrible, doesn't it?
It's all the dumbass fish.
So um, where are all the chicks, Butt-head?
Uh, I think they all sleep late 'cause they're tired from scoring all night.
Oh, yeah yeah. Yeah, right.
Well, when they wake up, they're gonna wanna see a gun show, so let's get down to it.
[they take their shirts off]
Here we go! Come and get it. I'm just gonna lay down here and catch me some rays. [lays down] Oh yeah, this is the life- Ow! Ah! I got like a nail in my back!
This place just gets cooler and cooler.
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